Its Saturday early afternoon, you woke up slightly hungover from too many Tecates as the taco stand across from your place had a special. You consider yourself lucky, you haven’t felt this great in at least a month. Typically you wouldn’t wake up this early on a weekend unless it was to unleash a post-drinking shit or to dry heave until you felt better. But today is special. Today the Ohio State Buckeyes are finally playing a team that isn’t a member of the Big 10 or the local girls powder puff league. You normally reserve your YouTube viewing for videos like 2 girls 1 cup, before some nazi blocked it, but today you are searching for moronic OSU fans embarrassing themselves in a drunken stupor to psych yourself up for the Buckeyes pending humiliation. You’ve hated OSU for so long you can’t even remember why, but then you are brutally reminded by the Sleepy Rappers – and you thought residents of Ohio couldn’t embarrass them more than We Are LeBron.
I can’t even begin to describe “Buckeye Fan” and “Franklin County”. These are two of the most embarrassing, yet pointedly accurate, portraits of my former state. These videos describe the sad state of affairs in Ohio in general, and Columbus specifically, better than I ever could. MCSnorz looks like he is 35 and yet he dedicates his life to a university that he undoubtedly never attended as Jiffy Lube doesn't require a college degree.
There are various clips of the “rappers” around Columbus; however, without them posing in front of the signs you might as well think it was another shitty Ohio town such as Toledo or Akron. The indistinguishable 20 story buildings in the background aren’t exactly iconic; however, the attire of Wal-Mart Wrangler jeans, Spaulding gym shoes, and OSU jersey, as well as Snorz's red Pontiac, screams Columbus.
Honestly what were these assholes thinking? When MCSnorz isn’t making horrendous fucking videos he is most likely fondling little boys while jerking off thinking of TBDBITL – blowing his load when the “i” gets dotted. White trash OSU fans, another reason Ohio fucking sucks.